Goffee The Clown
Goffeee is a multi talented and multi national with over twenty five years of performing at major festivals, theatres, parks, schools and events throughout the UK and abroad.

Awarded the “Golden Nose”
at Glastonbury Festival for 25 years of shows!
“He Scaled The Face Of Life,
And Fell Off…” The Village Voice
The Immaculate Contraption
(Also suitable for cabaret). The meaning of life, history and evolution explained, feauturing the Angel Gabriel, vacuum cleaner, ping pong ball, virtuoso trumpet and plenty of soap.
The Bharmi Llama ..
The great explorer returns from the Himalayas with the secret of eternal youth.
Disappearing children, shrinking clown and virtuoso sousaphone.
WARNING
Don’t believe everything – he’s absent minded – his one man shows are never the same, he keeps adding bits, he is bewildered by life, the universe and science. Ever since he was asked to play God (West Wales Children’s Festival) he has lost his balance, his way and his string vest. Despite all this he continues to insist upon performing in front of huge crowds of disciples and making a complete spectacle of himself. Book him and see for yourself if you dare. Suitable for all children from 0 to 90.
Goffeee’s Walkabouts
Blind Knight
Visually impaired knight (due to bucket on head), brave but concussed, goes forth.
SCRAMM! BASH! THUMP!
Scoutmaster
Always eager to impart his technical wizardry in survival skills and foraging for food in the wilderness. Gather round and learn how to grade worms, hunt insects, signally and telepathic direction finding… life is one long, mad expedition.
Stones On Tour
Goffeee (Merlin) and Company (up to five standing stones) levitate around Parties and festivals forming avenues, circles and ceremonies. Watch out for sacred springs and strange encounters.







